Benzene in your soda, but it's OK

FDA is breaking its fat neck to spin this news in favor of the hugely profitable soft drink industry. Money first, people last. Even though the benzene levels in soda are higher than the FDA says are safe for drinking water, the FDA insists there is no safety concern. Yes, this is a bizarre contradiction. This government isn't looking out for us, folks. The health, safety and welfare of the American people is at the bottom of these morons' agenda. But it probably doesn't matter since so many people are already so addicted to the sugar and caffeine that they couldn't stop dringing this crap if they wanted to.

I got two stealth bombers and a microphone...

Pentagon: Two bombers could take out Iran's nuke program. If you believe this, I've got real estate on the moon I can sell you... The claim is a basketlod of crap. You'd think they'd learn from their egregious mistakes.

Eating Themselves: USMC Lt. Gen. Newbold (ret.)

Retired Marine lieutenant general tells why Rumsfeld is finished. Nutsack and his monkey minions are losing the support of the military. "I am driven to action now by the missteps and misjudgments of the White House and the Pentagon..."

New Yorker: Boosh plans to nuke Iran

According to Hersh's article, Lt. Nutsack and his minions plan to use nuclear weapons. These shit-for-brains neocon puppets won't stop until we're all dead. Some military officers have even considered resigning in the light of this plan. Here's the article. Geo. Boosh has brought nothing but chaos and death to the American people and the world. This plan, originating from the same thumb-sucking, child-molesting neocons who brought us Vietnam in the Desert: The Invasion of Iraq, is an absolute disaster waiting to happen. If we bomb Iran, the Shiia militias in Iraq will explode like a volcano and there will be no escape for our troops, who will have to fight their way out of the country. And that's if the Iranians don't deploy into Iraq. It'll be a meat grinder. There will be no winners. This diabolical scheme will only blowback in our faces. As usual, it won't be our delusional president who suffers. Evil idiots.

Turdblossom caught in a lie.

Video of the grilling. If teenagers lied this badly, they'd be grounded for life. Perhaps we need some adult supervision of this administration. In the case of these vermin, prison would be fine.